A Bit of Toilet Humour

A selection of toilet based funnies, some of which lost in translation

The Daily Mail’s website, Mail Online, is a valuable source of bizarre stories as well as the usual stuff from Lord Rothermere’s tabloid. Lately, we have come across this article in Mail Online’s travel section. A collection of signs which scream ‘toilet humour’ in excelsis.

Here’s a selection of our favourite ones:

  • Seen on an Asian toilet sign: ‘Strictly prohibited to stamp on the toilet.’
  • In the American Embassy in Tokyo: ‘Lavatory. It has separated to the male and the woman. Don’t mistake.’
  • Instead of Out of Order, a toilet sign read: ‘This toilet has been bad. Please stop using!’
  • For details on how to flush your toilet: ‘Toilet button is on your back side’.

To see the article in full, and the pictures, go straight to the Mail Online article here. Can you think of any better examples of toilet humour? Feel free to comment.

Surreal Bathroom Ideas

A selection of surreal bathroom styles, carefully curated to inspire and infuriate you at the same time

Sometimes you might be yearning for a totally different bathroom style to the norm. You can either look in amazement, or encourage us to push the envelope. Being as all our bathrooms are made to measure, we dare you to do the latter. Without further ado, here’s a selection of awe inspiring and surreal bathroom ideas.
Seven Surreal Black Bathrooms

7 Surreal black bathrooms that will bring magic into your home

You’ve got a shower room and you said “paint it black”…

If you look at these seven bathrooms, it is surprising how well black could look in a bathroom. Especially when given such care and attention.
13 3D Bathroom Floor Designs That Will Mess With Your Mind


Forget the usual bathroom tiles, take a look at these floor designs. Instead of having a picture of dolphins, why not have a bathroom floor with an underwater theme? Or a 1980s Rubik’s Cube design.